I hate the fact that I'm 36 and I'm still dealing with acne.
I get these big, painful things that look like zits on the side of my face. But really, they're baby monsters. And then all I want to do is pop them to let the pressure and puss out, but they just won't pop. Which is how I know they're not aliens. Because, as everyone knows, aliens do pop out of people's bodies. But what bugs me the most is WHY DO I GET THEM? I'm not going through puberty, and sadly, this is the most developed I'll ever be. I eat pretty healthy, though I do like the occasional pizza and ice cream party. And by occasional I mean about twice a week. So that could have something to do with it.
(Written: Fall 2018)
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